You gotta love March Madness, and John W. Howell enumerates ten things we shouldn’t do during the tournament… hilarious!
The inspiration for this list—Wait! have you been put to sleep for the last couple of weeks? You know the inspiration so here goes.
Ten Things Not to Do in the Final Four Playoffs
10 Do not fall sleep overnight outside in Phoenix without a tent. If you do at best, you may get a scorpion bite. At worst, you may be hauled off by a pack of coyotes who have you confused with a large sheep. (No, these guys aren’t inviting you home for dinner Roscoe. You are dinner.)
9 Do not think the public intoxication laws are not in force during the tournament. If you do, at best you’ll avoid all the testing blockades. At worst, you will be asked to walk a straight line that is all but impossible if you were sober. (Well a nice ride in the patrol car is an interesting way to spend the evening…
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