Men have ‘periods’ too, you know (HUMOR)

Robert A, Vella gave me the best laugh of the day – so I need to share it with you. Go ahead! Enjoy!

The Secular Jurist

By Robert A. Vella

I’m jealous, really jealous.  You see, there are a lot of ladies in my life these days.  No, it’s not what you’re thinking my dear perverted readers.  All around me are females, older ones, middle age ones, young ones, and even non-human ones.  They are my adorable friends and neighbors, my loving family and companions.  They are all very interesting and all very unique.  But, they all have one thing in common… the dreaded period.

Yes, I’m talking about Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS), that regular or irregular monthly period when all hormonal hell breaks loose in a woman’s body.  I’m also talking about perimenopause and menopause, that transition to permanent infertility which turn our sweet motherly sisters into the Tasmanian Devil.

I’m not joking, this is all too real!  They suffer from abdominal cramping, bloating, headaches, backaches, depression, insomnia, breast tenderness, cravings, and anxious feelings. …

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Author: John Fioravanti

I'm a retired History teacher (35 years), husband, father of three, grandfather of three. My wife, Anne, and I became business partners in December, 2013, and launched our own publishing company, Fiora Books (http://fiorabooks.com), to publish my books. We have been married since 1973 and hope our joint business venture will be as successful as our marriage.

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