Robert A, Vella gave me the best laugh of the day – so I need to share it with you. Go ahead! Enjoy!
By Robert A. Vella
I’m jealous, really jealous. You see, there are a lot of ladies in my life these days. No, it’s not what you’re thinking my dear perverted readers. All around me are females, older ones, middle age ones, young ones, and even non-human ones. They are my adorable friends and neighbors, my loving family and companions. They are all very interesting and all very unique. But, they all have one thing in common… the dreaded period.
Yes, I’m talking about Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS), that regular or irregular monthly period when all hormonal hell breaks loose in a woman’s body. I’m also talking about perimenopause and menopause, that transition to permanent infertility which turn our sweet motherly sisters into the Tasmanian Devil.
I’m not joking, this is all too real! They suffer from abdominal cramping, bloating, headaches, backaches, depression, insomnia, breast tenderness, cravings, and anxious feelings. …
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